Pot Stirrers aka Shit Starters

How do YOU define a Shit Starter? I've decided that people that NEED to be in the middle of everything are befitting of that wonderful title.  They may have good intentions but I sometimes think it borders on sociopath behavior (too far). Either way, I Ain't Got Time for that (Thank you Sweet Brown) so shit starters, pot stirrers attention: Please GO GET YOUR LIFE!!!! And while you're at it, Please SIT ALL THE WAY DOWN AND PUT A DAMN SEAT BELT ON!!! (Thanks Tamar Braxton)