What am I doing here?

In this day and age of multimedia overload, I am stepping foot into the realm of sharing with the masses.  WHAT THE HELL DOES THAT MEAN?! Due to making my friends laugh at my sometimes outrageous Facebook status updates, my friends have encouraged me to just go ahead and make a blog. So here it is!  I hope to continue to entertain you with my caustic wit (as a dude once told me....I had to look it up), funny stories and my general hilarity.  Who knows if that will happen, but here goes nothing!